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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Thumbs down again.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

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Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

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Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

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Just Forget it!

No go.

So they tried

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Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?